penfairy:

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

under-the-arch:

under-the-arch:

mossbian:

my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe

me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…

my wife: just like in skyrim? :)

me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

notedchampagne:

some of you never had to pretend to sleep with your phone/gameboy hidden under your pillow while your mom walks in your room to check up on you and it shows

i-dragonqueen:

Me, at my character whom I created, whose dialogues I write, whose actions I decide, whose development and personality are completely under my control: Why are you such a bitch

paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

Yall I’m gonna need a minute to conceptually process the existence of Wikifeet

tenchikotheauthor:

slysadie:

crab-claus:

slendermannequin:

smilelikeyouneedit:

+

I don’t understand

I read it three times before I finally got it!

noirandpumpkinspice:

“Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does James Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.”

— Terry Pratchett, “Let There Be Dragons” (A Slip of the Keyboard)

thestateonmtv:

Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.

deadmugen:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

crayonmod:

cat-memes-only:

@techmomma

i-understandwich:

justsomeantifas:

time to legalize the death penalty in california for corporations, we can do it. pull the fucking plug.

TREAT EM LIKE PEOPLE, CHARGE EM LIKE PEOPLE

fandomemeia:

its the last day of 2018 so i’m gonna say it: what the fuck was that

im-prada–u-nada:

dragon-of-creation:

Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”

People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing

People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!

hostilemuppet:

romanticwyvern:

hostilemuppet:

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what

jack blacks a lets player now and 2019s lookin good

megapope:

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song